I am of the humble opinion, that if anyone went to the city of
Pittsburgh (more commonly known as Pukesburgh), and lit a match, the
entire city would burst into flames. Seriously. All that pollution in
the air, it'd be like a firey and hilarious domino effect from
flammable gas to flammable gas. I would love to see this happen. Why
not? It'd be like
killing Hitler. We have to do it before they do it themselves.
Of course we'd evacuate all the unfortunate Browns fans living in Pittsburgh first.
On to business.You
know me. Well actually you don't, but for the sake of this let's say
you do.You know I'm a Steelers hater. So please don't take offense to
this, because it horribly pains me to say the following.
A) The way the Steelers draft is something the Browns should learn from.
Look what they've done. Let's go down the line (literally):
Left Tackle: Marvel Smith - 2nd round, 7th pick, by the Steelers
Left Guard: Alan Faneca - 1st round, 26th pick, by the Steelers
Right Guard: Kendall Simmons - 1st round, 30th pick, by the Steelers
Right Tackle: Max Starks - 3rd round, 12th pick, by the Steelers
Sensing
a theme? Out of the 5 starters, 4 were drafted by the Steelers. That's
punto numero uno. If you want solid, top quality lineman, DRAFT THEM.
Don't trade, don't sign, you should draft them. Good offensive lineman
are nearly impossible to find and even harder to actually get on the
open market.
Adding on to that is punto numero dos. All 4 of those
starters were drafted 1st day, 2 in the first round. Point #2 is DRAFT
THEM EARLY. Don't try to find a diamond in the rough later in the
draft, grab them in the first or 2nd round. You're a lot more likely to
find a quality starter or even pro bowler earlier in the draft. There
will alway, of course, be exceptions, but in general, draft them early.
By
the way, there is one missing, the center position is kind of wacky for
them right now, I don't even think they know who the starter is, the
dummies.
B) Pittsburgh sucks
C) I would not mind seeing Bill Cowher coach the Browns.
I
know, it would hurt when it first started, but the pain would recede
and we'd be left with a pretty darn good coach who runs the same
defensive system we do. I really think it would work. Aside from the
fact that he looks like a man who could jump out of the TV and
start stabbing you, he's a plain and simple EFFECTIVE coach. And most
of all, proven.
D) Pittsburgh still sucks
Ok, there, the pain is over. I hope I never have to do that again.
Now someone go to Pittsburgh and strike a match, would ya'?
Pittsburgh will always suck,
Baron Von Awesome
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