Baron Von Awesome

March 2007 - Posts

• Sad, Sad, Sad

  Sorry for the lack of posts, as if anyone cares. I know the following is outdated, by the way. But I'll get right to the point: Jamal Lewis. Ick. Again, ick. I went into a deep felon-hating depression after they signed him, and trust me, it was not pretty for the people around me. I'll get into more detail on here in a second, but suffice it to say: Me no likey Jamal Lewis. Why did Phil Savage have to go and sign a player who is probably a guy who has tortured the Browns the most of any players? Chances are, he'll grab the ball and run straight backward. Okay, onto my actual point, aside from the from the fact that Jamal Lewis=Son of Devil. From what I've seen of Jamal Lewis, he's not exactly the fastest to hit the hole. He seems, well, honesty, kinda scared to get hit. That's a big uh-oh. Considering if there are holes at all made by the Browns Oline, they're there for, like, barely an instant. If he can't learn to hit the hole fast, then this could be disasterous. He doesn't use his size like he used to. Sure, he's got the speed and the size, but he might as well be 100 pounds if he doens't use his size. On top of that, we don't need felons and former Ravens (Believe it or not, different things) on the team anyway, the crime rate of Cleveland will triple. Did I mention I hate Jamal Lewis? Because I should make that clear. I know it's a crappy explanation. Mostly I didn't want them to sign Jamal Lewis because I hate him. Beaded Doorway time: Subject: Movies. I saw the movie '300' on Saturday. It was frick'n amazing. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet, which is noone, this movie has too much blood to not see it. 300 people hacking up about 100,000 people, in slo-mo. Amazing. And what I like about it, it has a good message, but it doesn't get preachy at all. It also doesn't stray fro the main focus which is the fighting and the wonderfully uncensored violence. Acting is great, I had never really heard of these guys before but they all seemed perfect for their roles. And there was a trailer for Spiderman 3, which has Topher Grace (Eric from 'That 70's Show'), and looks really good. Short one today, I felt bad for wasting people's lives, Baron Von Awesome Posted Mar 12 2007, 06:57 PM by baronvonawesome with 2 comment(s)

• Painting the Town Green

  Look at all the money flying around. I have a feeling if I put a beach ball under my shirt and claimed I was an offensive lineman that was willing to be only a depth player, I'd get a few million. Money apparantly doesn't matter anymore. I'm not an expert on the salary cap, but I'm guessing it doesn't exist anymore, or has at least imploded and is now just a pile of rubble. Eric Steinbach is the highest paid Guard in the league. Is he the best guard in the league? No. Nate Clements is getting paid 80 million dollard. 80 million. Jesus Christ, how about you go feed Africa instead? Top paid defensive player in HISTORY, and he might not even be top 15 in the present day. Don't give me inflation or any crap like that, that's too much money. Forget the fact that he's overpaid, and I know I'm being hypocritical when I say this, considering how much of a football fan, but does it kinda say something about how screwed up these countries priorities are? Do you realize how much 80 million dollars could do for some charity? How much it could help to rebuild cities hit by floods or hurricanes? And we're giving it to a guy who, forget my personal feelings for it, is just playing a game. It's work, but it's not worth 80 million dollars. There are harder jobs in the world. What does one guy need with 80 million dollars anyway? Well, switching gears and being even more of a hyporcrite, I will provide you with 3 more positions in rankings. TE: Greg Olsen, after running a 4.51, has jumped ahead of everyone else. Best option: Greg Olsen, Miami Best 2nd-3rd round option: Scott Chandler, Iowa Best 2nd day option: Tyler Ecker, Michigan MLB: After Patrick Willis, there's not much. Best Option:  Patrick Willis, Ole Miss Best 2nd-3rd Option: Anthony Waters, Clemson Best 2nd day Option: Kelvin Smith, Syracuse  S: Tons of depth, and LaRon Landry and Reggie Nelson are studs at the top. Best Option: LaRon Landry, LSU Best 2nd-3rd Option: Eric Weddle, Utah Best 2nd day option: John Wendling, Wyoming  Doorway Beaded the for time. Today's topic: Bad TV Shows. Take for example: Every show FOX makes. Like The War At Home. Is this supposed to be funny? Even the studio audience, paid to laugh and pretend to be happy, doesn't laugh because they can't figure out whether the person is trying to make a joke, or trying to act and being a dangerous retard. Most of the time it was both. Heck, all of the time. I hate the main character of that show. I don't know how I know, but I know he was the one who really killed JFK, the one who killed the dinosaurs, and the one who created Coke Zero. He has no right to live. Rantingly Yours, Baron Von Awesome  Posted Mar 04 2007, 03:56 PM by baronvonawesome with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Humor...hopefully, Draft, Money