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Baron Von Awesome

Painting the Town Green

Look at all the money flying around. I have a feeling if I put a beach ball under my shirt and claimed I was an offensive lineman that was willing to be only a depth player, I'd get a few million. Money apparantly doesn't matter anymore. I'm not an expert on the salary cap, but I'm guessing it doesn't exist anymore, or has at least imploded and is now just a pile of rubble.

Eric Steinbach is the highest paid Guard in the league. Is he the best guard in the league? No. Nate Clements is getting paid 80 million dollard. 80 million. Jesus Christ, how about you go feed Africa instead? Top paid defensive player in HISTORY, and he might not even be top 15 in the present day. Don't give me inflation or any crap like that, that's too much money.

Forget the fact that he's overpaid, and I know I'm being hypocritical when I say this, considering how much of a football fan, but does it kinda say something about how screwed up these countries priorities are? Do you realize how much 80 million dollars could do for some charity? How much it could help to rebuild cities hit by floods or hurricanes? And we're giving it to a guy who, forget my personal feelings for it, is just playing a game. It's work, but it's not worth 80 million dollars. There are harder jobs in the world. What does one guy need with 80 million dollars anyway?

Well, switching gears and being even more of a hyporcrite, I will provide you with 3 more positions in rankings.

TE: Greg Olsen, after running a 4.51, has jumped ahead of everyone else.

Best option: Greg Olsen, Miami

Best 2nd-3rd round option: Scott Chandler, Iowa

Best 2nd day option: Tyler Ecker, Michigan

MLB: After Patrick Willis, there's not much.

Best Option:  Patrick Willis, Ole Miss

Best 2nd-3rd Option: Anthony Waters, Clemson

Best 2nd day Option: Kelvin Smith, Syracuse 

S: Tons of depth, and LaRon Landry and Reggie Nelson are studs at the top.

Best Option: LaRon Landry, LSU

Best 2nd-3rd Option: Eric Weddle, Utah

Best 2nd day option: John Wendling, Wyoming 

Doorway Beaded the for time. Today's topic: Bad TV Shows. Take for example: Every show FOX makes. Like The War At Home. Is this supposed to be funny? Even the studio audience, paid to laugh and pretend to be happy, doesn't laugh because they can't figure out whether the person is trying to make a joke, or trying to act and being a dangerous retard. Most of the time it was both. Heck, all of the time. I hate the main character of that show. I don't know how I know, but I know he was the one who really killed JFK, the one who killed the dinosaurs, and the one who created Coke Zero. He has no right to live.

Rantingly Yours,

Baron Von Awesome 

Comments

 

Mmm...Browns said:

"Every show FOX makes."  Except The Simpsons, right?  

March 4, 2007 8:45 PM
 

baronvonawesome said:

Fox didn't make that, they picked it up. Fox couldn't make anything funny...

March 4, 2007 8:50 PM

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