SHANNON: In dis done hi do the mask ding d-blow dom da hide bumbly.
DAN: Bwa ha ha ha ha!! (Titter) Hee hee hee!
BOOMER: Ho Ho Ho! Snorkle snorkle giggle guffaw snorkle
SHANNON: See den dom hooowah! Den do wah-wah ding.
BOOMER: Huh? Wa? HA HA HA HA HA!! Oh my!
DAN: Heh. Heh heh. Hee hee hee hee! I can't... breathe... hoo wah hee hee (starts breathing in and out of paper bag)
SHANNON: I dold do don dis one what I dot bot da wide recevbly
DAN: Oh Shannon! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Oh ho ho ho ho!! (enters cardiac arrest)
BOOMER: Look at Dan! Ha ha ha ha ha! That's funny.
Hey-buh.
Stop-buh making fun-buh of him-buh.
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Karl Malone say quit makin fun of da Shannon Sharpe. Ain't no need to be makin fun of de way he be talkin an all that nonsense.
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I just invented a new word. It's "finghate".
mathematically and emphatically, finghate = hate x 100,000.
As in, I fucking finghate shannon sharpe.
Shannon Sharpe - Lord of the Buffoons.
Null is my new favorite poster. Null. Heh.
Everyone else stay the hell outta the goofballs.
UPDATE: OBR HAS FEWER INJURY-GENERATING EXPLOSIONS THAN EXPECTED Thanks everyone for the great feedback