It is ON, brutha!
Chis Mortenson, ESPN
VS
Mike Florio, Pure F--king Tripe (PFT)
I haven't seen a battle of big whiffers like this since the Indians had Russell Branyan and Jim Thome in the same batting order. The question with those two was never about which of the two would stike out, but rather which would would generate the greatest gust of wind when they closed their eyes and swung.
Today's battle goes to the inaccurate mainstream media guy rather than the inaccurate guy with the badly-designed web site. Looks like Mortenson (Tony Dungy will stay as Colts head coach) defeated Florio (Dungy will step down as Colts head coach).
That's analogous to outwitting a chimp, but ESPN's "insider" takes anything he can get these days.
Florio has been saying for days that Dungy would step down and stuck to his guns, defending it like it was a "Randy Lerner is selling the Browns" story from 2004.
Mortenson, who's been wrong on seemingly just about everything recently, wrote a story Monday morning that showed up in my RSS feed as "Dungy to Stay with Colts". By the time I surfed to it, however, a seemingly panicked ESPN editor had tried to save "Mort" by changing the headline to something like "Dungy to Announce Decision Today". Better safe than sorry with the big whiffer.
In the great coin flip that is any Chris Mortenson story, it came up the way he called it today.
Not apologizing or re-writing any headlines, of course, is Pro Football Talk's Florio who, when wrong, just blinks a couple of times, and moves right along, doling out his version of the Weekly World News for football fans.
Florio continues his record of under-performing even random guesses. This is a guy who could take a true/false test and score 25%.
But, he's got tens of thousands of people who read his stuff, and this critique of the same will reach about 200-300 people at most. So, today's score is:
Mort: 1
Florio: 0.5
Doosh: Did not play (public's decision)