This is too unbearable to watch. Seriously, there should just be a local blackout whenever LeBron James is out of the line-up from now on. I don't know how many analogies I can come up with to describe the agony of watching the Shannon Brown led Cavaliers lose 5 straight, but I'll try:
- It's like watching five monkeys try to fuck a football.
- It's like trying to fit three pounds of shit into a two pound bag.
- It's like flying in an airplane with former Yankee Cory Lidle.
- It's like sitting through an entire episode of the Dennis Miller show on Versus
- It's like being brought back to life as Browns NT Ted Washington's jockstrap
I can go on but instead I will line up my LeBron bobble heads in front of his shrine in my den and pray for a speedy recovery. A sprained finger can't keep him out forever can it? Here's to a speedy recovery on that index finger and another hex on the Pistons for such a war crime inflicted.
Feel free to add an analogy of your own.
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