While it is true the month of April has just begun, an arrival celebrated with spoofs, gags, jokes, and mis-leading teases, this is, amazingly, not intended to be one.
The last April Fool's joke in which I participated, in fact, was my1989 wedding; but even that produced two incredibly wonderful daughters of whom I am most proud.
This year, the thought is, why not secure the two remaining offensive pieces this 2006 Cleveland Browns' lineup demands: a deep-threat WR and a proven QB leader?
It is well-documented in a variety of locations that Green Bay passer Brett Favre is debating whether to return to the club for another season. Supposed deadlines have been adjusted to buy the reluctant Hall of Famer more time to deliberate. The Pack is the only professional team he has known, save a wasted rookie year under Jerry Glanville in Atl. In fact, Brett wears the number of the man for whom the stadium is named, Curly Lambeau.
But Brett saw rampant decay in what had been an annual winner in Wisconsin and he endured his first losing campaign. He is not eager to return to another dismal outfit and he has to be particularly disturbed to note how his front office is sitting on about $25 mil of available cap space, doing seemingly nothing about correcting the flaws which undermined the 2005 edition.
All three of his interior OL have departed in the past two free agent classes, off to Sunbelt cities armed with fortified contracts: Marco Rivera to Dallas, Mike Wahle to Carolina and Mike Flanagan this year to Houston. Clevelanders well know the pratfalls associated with an inadequate interior front wall.
In another location---www.xanga.com/maleonard----I've detailed a proposal whereby the Browns acquire Packer wideout Javon Walker for an equitable return of current Browns. Today I wish to expand the proposition to include Favre's acquisition from the Packers for veteran passer Trent Dilfer.
Yes, it is outrageous. Yes, it is fanciful. But, yes, it is plausible, do-able, reasonable and equitable.
Here's how it would work: Brett is now stating this will be his last season professionally, if he returns at all. That does not put the Pack in an enviable position. It postpones the passing of the torch to last year's number one pick, Cal's Aaron Rodgers. It marries the organization to the same offensive system Favre has enjoyed during his tenure there. It may even discourage available vet free agents from signing on to play in one of the worst climates in America, especially inasmuch as the franchise may be about to decline precipitously once Favre steps aside. Longtime fans will recall a number of lean Packer seasons between Bart Starr and Brett Favre. It could happen again easily, especially without a Reggie White around to Pied-Piper a new generation of Packer volunteers.
Green Bay would get Dennis Northcutt, Jeff Faine, Matt Stewart and Dilfer for Walker and the Packers' agreement to permit Favre to sign a new contract with Cleveland.
While there is no comparison between Favre and Dilfer, Trent at least can be counted upon to be around awhile longer, mentoring Rodgers, if not holding the fort until the kid is game-ready. Were Favre to retire, as he still might, the Pack would be scrambling to secure a vet passer to assume the described role Dilfer would assume. As the xanga piece informs, the others would all fill voids in the current GB roster.
What is in it for Brett? He clearly is coming to a club which seems headed in the right direction and one whose fans are as rabid about football as the place he's leaving behind. While he has said he does not relish the idea of going to a new town, learning a new system, uprooting his family and having to deal with the lofty expectations associated with being perceived as a franchise savior, he might also realize he and Javon would be virtually the final pieces, at least offensively, in what could realistically be a surprising upstart in the upcoming season. It should be remembered, however, that 10 wins in the AFC North would've been good for only third place in 2005.
What is more, he may come to realize one season with weapons like Kellen Winslow, Jr., Braylon Edwards, Walker, Joe Jurevicius, Reuben Droughns and the front line GM Phil Savage is still assembling may not be enough to satisfy an acquired taste. A downfield TE has always been a staple of Favre's best teams and one he optimizes like few others.
Favre's arrival would also permit Savage to focus almost exclusively upon his improving defense come Draft Day. With seven choices in the first five rounds, it is believable that side of the ball might approximate completeness by training camp.
There are not many situations as inviting for a competitor such as Favre, particularly if he only has 1-2 more years of top-shelf ability remaining. Most about-to-win organizations are set at his position. His stance about starting over probably discouraged Miami and NO from pursuing him this spring; perhaps he's had ample opportunity to re-think the wisdom of that attitude.
Even if Cleveland gets a single season out of Favre and fails to make the post-season---both of which are worst-case scenarios---the team benefits by having an experienced hand with all the requisite skills conducting its still-emerging offense. And youngster Charlie Frye gets to observe a master at work, a privilege regrettably denied him heretofore. Lastly, a trade such as this one would demonstratively confirm ownership's desire to win as soon and as entertainingly as possible.
It would surely put the club back into the national consciousness.
The cost would be affordable, reasonable, equitable, and mutually-accomodating, with the last description the premise for the arrangement. It allows GB a graceful end to the prolonged sagas involving both Walker and Favre and gives Cleveland outstanding liquidation on expendable assets, while addressing existant needs on the Packer roster.
However out-there such a proposition may seem, I think it is worth investigating. A rare opportunity exists for the Cleveland Browns' franchise to make a quantum leap forward offensively. Here's hoping the front office looks seriously into making that giant step.