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Apologizing for Our Corporate Cousins

Please allow me to apologize to my fellow dawgs about what they're saying over a our corporate second-cousin, FoxSports.com, about your beloved Cleveland Browns.

Oddly, they don't ask me to review articles churned out by the site's columnists. If they did, they would have known before the fact that two were published today that I just can't agree with, at all.

The first is the off-season "Power Rankings" which nullifies all the Browns off-season progress by putting the team at the very bottom.

Curse your confounded optimism, Browns fans... we're the worst team in the NFL. According to Peter Schrager, at least. Better sell off those season tickets.

Granted, the Browns added Joe Thomas, Eric Steinbach, Brady Quinn, Jamal Lewis, Robaire Smith, Antwan Peek, Eric Wright, Shaun Smith and Seth McKinney, and are welcoming back Ryan Tucker.

This makes us an even worse team than we were last year, it seems.

The Browns draft is dimissed by saying that the three first-round quality players selected are "all still rookies".

Nice take. Actually visiting camp gives one the impression that Thomas and Wright, at the very least, will contribute this season. Yes, Virginia, rookies can contribute to football teams.

The early season schedule is rough, but I can't help but believe that this team is far from the worst in the league.

I've seen Browns teams that were horrible over the last eight years, but those teams were generally flailing to fill gaping holes at the very top of the depth chart. There's no equivalent to NT Jason Fisk, RG Kelvin Garmon, LB Ben Taylor or other players who have no business starting on an NFL team.

Even the team's two most questionable positions: QB and one CB spot, where Charlie Frye and Daven Holly are the current starters, will probably be filled by other players at the start of the season, or soon after.

The 2007 Browns will feature more legitimate competition for starting jobs at more positions than at any time in the post-expansion era. The roster still has problems with depth at a number of positions, and injuries could result in another free-fall, but saying the Browns are the worst team in the NFL just doesn't hold water in 2007.

The second article which found me shaking my head was Jeff Gordon's take that Buffalo has suffered more than Cleveland fans over the last forty years.

Total nonsense. Buffalo doesn't even have a major league baseball or basketball team.

Nothing against the city, which I've visited many times, but a town that doesn't have franchises in two of the three largest sports isn't comparable to a town that has known pro sports frustration on all three sports since 1964.

Even the one sport the two towns have in common, NFL football, weighs in favor of the upstate NY town, which has at least managed to get teams to the Super Bowl. Here in Cleveland, we haven't had a rooting interest in the big game, ever, other than perhaps to see our rivals lose in an embarrassing a fashion as possible.

Sorry, FoxSports.com, I'm just not on your side today.

Comments

 

melee said:

Yeah, I try not to think too hard about off season power rankings after CBS's 'thoughts' last offseason.  Follow this, if you will:

1) Browns go into the offseason with the #13 overall pick in the draft, theoretically saying that they're the #19 team in the league.

2) Browns pick up a bunch of free agents (including LeCharles) and are ranked by CBS's Pete Prisco as one of the top 5 'most improved teams' in the league.

3) Pete Prisco does an off-season power poll about a week later.  Browns rank #31.

Review: Browns #19.  Browns 'very improved'.  Browns drop 12 spots in the polls.  How does that happen, Pete?  How could we be one of the most improved teams in the league and still be the second worst?  Especially if we weren't the worst to begin with?  What the $%&#?

June 8, 2007 8:55 AM
 

DooshbagDawg said:

Nice to see you complaining again, Bietz. It's what you do.

June 8, 2007 9:46 AM
 

vintage74 said:

They're always just tryin to keep us down. NFL's favorite whoopin post. Things are going to turn around here just like in New Orleans. If not this year then next. Once that happens all these "experts" will change their tune like Elton John at a GWAR concert.

June 8, 2007 11:55 AM
 

Dawg Nuts said:

The Browns being any better this year would be like the Cavs making it to the NBA Finals.  Impossible.  We should all bow down to our sportswriting gods.

June 8, 2007 3:04 PM
 

oarzero said:

I truely think the biggest difference for this team in 07 won't just be the free agent aquisitions but the consistancy in the OC position in Chud who should call the proper protections, and won't have to run another shlep's play book half way through the season, and if and when this team stays healthy.  The players we added through the draft will certainly make a big difference to our starting talent, but guys like Peak, S. Smith, and even McKinney have added versatile players that can step in and make a difference without being expected to start and be difference makers (with the possible exception of McKinney).

June 9, 2007 1:13 PM
 

Lane Adkins said:

The last few years have been some of the best as well as some of the worst in my life. No, this is not

June 9, 2007 7:32 PM
 

barrymcbride said:

Oarzero... the team's offense has been a constant underachiever - I remember when Crennel came into town the "common wisdom" was that the team's offense should be well ahead of the defense. It has underperformed the last two years, and Chud has a great opportunity to make a name for himself by turning it around. There's more talent than the results have shown so far.

June 9, 2007 8:19 PM
 

oarzero said:

Barry, while I think Chud has a great opportunity with far more talent than any national pundit gives us credit for, the major question within the question of our offense will be how quickly can our offensive line gel and play as a cohesive unit.  lines like the one in Indy for instance have played multiple seasons together and know where each lineman will be on every play.  too many fans are expecting our new additions to step in and be pro-bowlers right away and its just not that easy.

June 11, 2007 12:11 AM
 

barrymcbride said:

Oar, what really worries me isn't Chud, it's some of the others on the team's offensive staff. The way the staff was put together this off-season was curious, to say the least, and not all our offensive assistants have the greatest track records. Like everyone else, I'm hoping it falls together quickly for the new group.

June 11, 2007 12:15 PM
 

oarzero said:

I think you are spot on here Barry, the fact that none of our position coaches have decent to average track records is troubling to say the least.  What we are really relying on is our veteran players like Tucker, Fraley, and even the newly added Steinbach to act almost as players as well as coaches.  I wonder what will happen if RAC does get canned to valuable assistants like Mel Tucker and Chud if we are looking for a new head coach.

June 11, 2007 1:20 PM

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