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August 2007 - Posts

  • Fan Contribution: A Chronology of Disaster

    Not too long ago, I got another email contribution from a long-suffering Browns fan. Let's call him "John" since that's, er, his name. John has been a Cleveland Browns fan since he was ten years old, and spent over a decade living in our town. He remembers Cleveland fondly.

    Like all of us, John has ridden the rollercoaster up and (mostly) down over the years, and at one point last year poured out his frustration with "Cleveland Browns - A Chronology of Disaster".

    If you'll excuse the all-caps, you'll find underneath the tale of a Cleveland Browns fan who, like ourselves, has suffered from a lot of disappointment over the last forty years. I think he sums up the missteps and near-misses pretty well and, like most Browns fans, refuses to give up.

     

    IT IS KNOWN BY FEW PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE NORTHEAST OHIO REGION OF THIS COUNTRY, THAT THE CLEVELAND BROWNS HAD A MARVELOUS WINNING TRADITION IN THE NFL THAT ENCOMPASSED THE PERIOD FROM 1950 THROUGH 1965. HEAD COACH AND GENERAL MANAGER PAUL BROWN HAD CONSTRUCTED A DISCIPLINED TEAM BY TAPPING THE COLLEGE DRAFT AND STRATEGICALLY TRADING FOR PLAYERS WHO KNEW HOW TO WIN AND WERE WILLING TO ADHERE TO HIS STRICT COACHING PRINCIPLES.

    PLAYERS LIKE “AUTOMATIC” OTTO GRAHAM, MARION MOTLEY, DANTE LAVELLI, LOU GROZA, JIM BROWN, BOBBY MITCHELL, GARY COLLINS, FRANK RYAN, RAY RENFRO, PAUL WARFIELD, AND LEROY KELLY WERE THE MAINSTAYS OF A PROUD AND WINNING TRADITION.

    IN 1961 A YOUNG TV ADVERTISING MOGUL NAMED ART MODELL BOUGHT THE BROWNS AND IN 1963 HE FIRED PAUL BROWN AND REPLACED HIM WITH BLANTON COLLIER, PAUL BROWN’S LOYAL ASSISTANT. MODELL SEEMED TO HAVE THE GOLDEN TOUCH, AS ONE YEAR LATER IN 1964, THE BROWNS WON ANOTHER NFL CHAMPIONSHIP DEFEATING JOHNNY UNITAS AND THE BALTIMORE COLTS WITH A STUNNING 27-0 VICTORY.

    OMEN OF THINGS TO COME

    IN 1970 THE BROWNS SHOCKED THE NFL BY TRADING PERENNIAL PRO BOWL RECEIVER PAUL WARFIELD TO THE MIAMI DOLPHINS FOR THEIR #1 DRAFT CHOICE AND FIRST PICK IN THE DRAFT. THEY SELECTED MIKE PHIPPS, AN ALL-AMERICAN QUARTERBACK FROM PURDUE. IN 1973 WARFIELD HELPED THE DOLPHINS TO A SUPER BOWL WIN AND THE ONLY UNDEFEATED SEASON IN HISTORY OF THE NFL. THE BROWNS BECAME A MEDIOCRE TEAM FOR MOST OF THE 1970s, WAITING FOR MIKE PHIPPS TO DEVELOP INTO A TERRY BRADSHAW, KEN STABLER, DAN PASTORINI, BOB GRIESE, ROGER STAUBAUCH OR DAN FOUTS. HE NEVER CAME CLOSE. THE BROWNS FINALLY CUT THEIR LOSSES (THE DAMAGE HAD ALREADY BEEN DONE) AND RELEASED PHIPPS IN 1976.

    FALSE HOPE

    A RAY OF HOPE APPEARED IN 1979 AND1980 IN THE FORM OF THE KARDIAC KIDS, AN EXCITING BUNCH OF OVERACHIEVERS LED BY BRIAN SIPE, OZZIE NEWSOME, GREG AND MIKE PRUITT,AND DAVE LOGAN. SIPE, WHO WAS PHIPPS’ UNDERSTUDY FOR THREE YEARS, WAS THE LEAGUE MVP IN 1980 AND PASSED FOR NEARLY 12,000 YARDS OVER THREE SEASONS. THE BROWNS ADVANCED TO THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME IN JANUARY 1981 AND LOST TO OAKLAND ON A SIPE INTERCEPTION IN THE END ZONE WITH 14 SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME . THE PLAY, KNOWN FOREVER AS “RED RIGHT 88,” WAS A RUNNING PLAY INTENDED TO SET UP THE POTENTIAL GAME-WINNING FIELD GOAL. SIPE AUDIBLIZED AND CHANGED THE PLAY AT THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE. THE RAIDERS WON 14-12 AND WENT ON TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL.

    ANOTHER CHANCE

    IN 1986 UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF BERNIE KOSAR, THE BROWNS GO 12-4 AND ADVANCE TO BEAT THE JETS IN A DOUBLE OVERTIME THRILLER IN CLEVELAND STADIUM. KOSAR THROWS FOR 487 YARDS IN A 23-20 COMEBACK VICTORY. ONE WEEK LATER THE BROWNS HAVE A 20-13 LEAD WITH UNDER TWO MINUTES REMAINING AND THE BRONCOS HAVE THE BALL ON THEIR OWN 2 YARD LINE. JOHN ELWAYS DIRECTS A 98 YARD SCORING DRIVE SENDING THE GAME INTO OVERTIME. THE BROWNS EVENTUALLY LOSE THIS AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME TO DENVER, BY THE SCORE OF 23-20. THIS DENVER RALLY IS FOREVER KNOWN AS “THE DRIVE”.

    SNAKEBIT

    IN 1987 THE BROWNS DEFEAT THE COLTS TO EARN A SPOT IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, ONCE AGAIN FACING THE DENVER BRONCOS. DESPITE A COMEBACK EFFORT THAT SAW THEM SCORE 30 SECOND-HALF POINTS, THEY LOSE AGAIN TO THE BRONCOS, THIS TIME AT MILE HIGH STADIUM, 38-33. THE BROWNS BLOW AN OPPORTUNITY TO SCORE WITH SECONDS REMAINING AS EARNEST BYNER FUMBLES THE BALL ON THE DENVER 3 YARD LINE. THIS PLAY IN KNOWN SIMPLY AS “THE FUMBLE.”

    THREE’S NOT THE CHARM

    IN 1989 THE BROWNS ADVANCE TO THEIR THIRD AFC TITLE GAME IN FOUR YEARS, BEATING BUFFALO 34-30. AGAIN THEY FACE THEIR NEMESIS, THE DENVER BRONCOS AND FOR A THIRD TIME THEY LOSE 37-21.

    THE NOT SO NICE NINETIES

    AFTER FOUR STRAIGHT LOSING SEASONS, THE 1994 BROWNS UNDER HEAD COACH BILL BELICHICK MAKE THE PLAYOFFS AND BEAT THE PATRIOTS 20-13 IN THE AFC WILD CARD GAME AT MUNICIPAL STADIUM.

    THE ENTHUSIASM IS SHORT-LIVED AS THE BROWNS ARE CRUSHED BY PITTSBURGH THE FOLLOWING WEEK 29-9.

    THE WORST CASE SCENARIO

    THE BROWNS BEGIN THE 1995 SEASON WITH A MEDIOCRE PERFORMANCE HOVERING AROUND THE .500 MARK, WHEN BILL BELICHICK SPONTANEOUSLY RELEASES QUARTERBACK ICON BERNIE KOSAR FROM THE TEAM. KOSAR WAS THE CAPABLE BACKUP TO VINNY TESTAVERDE AT THIS POINT IN HIS CAREER, AND WAS IMMEDIATELY SIGNED BY THE DALLAS COWBOYS.(KOSAR WON A SUPER BOWL WITH DALLAS). FANS REACTED WITH DISBELIEF AND RAGE BUT THIS NEWS WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT WOULD ULTIMATELY OCCUR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 1995 SEASON. ART MODELL, UPSET WITH CLEVELAND’S CITY OFFICIALS’ PROCRASTINATION OF THE DECISION TO BUILD A NEW STADIUM, ANNOUNCED THAT HE WOULD RELOCATE THE TEAM TO BALTIMORE AT THE END OF THE SEASON. AFTER 46 SEASONS, CLEVELAND WOULD BE WITHOUT AN NFL FRANCHISE.

    KEEPING HOPE ALIVE

    IN 1996, IN AN ACTION UNPRECEDENTED IN ANY SPORT, THE CITY OF CLEVELAND AND THE NFL SECURED A DEAL TO RETURN THE CLEVELAND BROWNS TO THE PLAYING FIELD IN 1999. THE DEAL STIPULATED THAT THE NAME, COLORS AND HERITAGE OF THE CLEVELAND BROWNS REMAIN IN CLEVELAND.

    THE NEW BROWNS ERA

    THE NEW BROWNS ERA, WHICH BEGAN IN 1999, HAS CONTINUED WITH DISAPPOINTMENT AND FRUSTRATION THAT HAS PLAGUED THE FRANCHISE FOR OVER THREE DECADES. HIGH DRAFT CHOICE OPPORTUNITIES HAVE LED TO POOR DRAFT DAY DECISIONS SINCE 1999. FIRST ROUND PICKS SUCH AS TIM COUCH, COURTNEY BROWN, GERARD WARREN, AND WILLIAM GREEN HAVE ALL UNDERPERFORMED AND THE RESULT HAS BEEN A STRING OF LOSING SEASONS. THEIR LONE PLAYOFF APPEARANCE IN 2003 RESULTED IN ANOTHER HEART-BREAKING LOSS TO THE STEELERS, WHEN PITTSBURGH’S COME-FROM BEHIND VICTORY OVERSHADOWED A CAREER-DAY BY CLEVELAND QUARTERBACK KELLY HOLCOMB.

    SUMMARY

    DESPITE ALL THE BITTER DISAPPOINTMENT, THERE IS NO OTHER TEAM IN ANY SPORT THAT HAS A MORE LOYAL FAN BASE THAN THE CLEVELAND BROWNS. EACH SEASON THE SLATE STARTS CLEAN AND WE HAVE HOPE THAT OUR DESTINY WILL BEGIN TO CHANGE AND WE WILL RESTORE PRIDE BACK TO THIS FRANCHISE. AND IT WILL HAPPEN IN MY LIFETIME – THE BROWNS WILL WIN A SUPER BOWL …….AND I WILL LIVE TO SEE IT!

  • 50th Anniversary of Jim Brown

    This August was the anniversary of an event that marked a key moment in Browns history, although I can't tell you how many Browns fans were aware of it at the time.

    Richard Crow, a devoted Browns fan with a keen grasp of the team's history, recently wrote me with some background of Jim Brown's first game as a Cleveland Browns, an event which took place on August 14th, 2007.

    I'll let Richard give you the details of how Jim Brown wound up wearing his famous #32:

    Today, August 14th, is the 50th Anniversary of Jim Brown playing in his 1st game as a Cleveland Brown.

    It was the Browns at the Detroit Lions .... The program said his uniform number was 32, but he actually wore 45.

    In the game they used him as a halfback, not a fullback. At Syracuse, Brown wore #44 but Chet" The Jet" Hanulak was already assigned #44 after John Petitbon was traded with QB Babe Parilli on 4/19/57 for QB Bobby Garrett.

    Since Hanulak had the number before he went into the service, Paul Brown automatically switched him back to 44 from 48 which he was assigned while not playing. Preston Carpenter had 40, and Lowe Wren had 42 so since Brown was unproven, he was given the last activational number of 45. An irony here is that Hanulak got discharged late...and wore #48 in his first 1957 photo.

    What interesting is that the decision to play Brown at fullback was made while he played in the AllStar game vs the N Y Giants (where he wore #44). Camp was going on and Maurice Bassitt did not report to camp because he was disgruntled with the signing of Brown in May. Paul Brown, however, kept the veteran's number (30) open till later when he heard that Bassett signed with the CFL.

    Brown later assigns #30 to Lew Carpenter after he got out of the service late in the year because Brown did not want to switch to #30. It's said that Brown thought of it as Bassett's number and did not want it, but had no problem with taking Fred Morrisons number. Morrison retired and became an investment banker.

    ...and The Rest is History.

  • Get the Spy Camera Out of My Office!

    Yesterday morning, conveniently as we were publishing a story on a breakthrough in the Quinn negotations (he signed four hours later), the power went off at OBR Central Headquarters nestled deep in the eastern suburbs of Cleveland, Ohio. Deep in the suburbs. BoringNormalLand, Ohio.

    The power catastrophe drove me far away, or at least to a local restaurant (Yours Truly) with both power and a wireless internet connection. Naturally, since I whine about everything via the forums, I took the opportunity to whine about this.

    I wound up spending a good two or three hours hanging out in Yours Truly in Mentor, where they took good care of me and kept feeding me enough drinks and food to keep my amazing musculature going through the crisis.

    The tragic interruption in my schedule motivated tdc productions to come up with this image, which I got a huge kick out of:

    The truly alarming thing is that this isn't far away from the truth, although I wish I had a desk this big to work on. I run two 19" monitors off my still-alive-knock-on-wood Gateway PC that I got a couple of years ago. They are generally accompanied by a laptop as well, giving me three monitors through which I try to keep up with the world of the Browns, which annoyingly refuses to pause so that I can just kick back, drink beer, and play Command and Conquer 3 all the time.

    The only wild inaccuracy here is the glaringly obvious Photoshopping that nonee has done with my svelte form, distending it grossly, and his chopping off my long blonde mane of manly-yet-beautiful hair. I'm not sure why he elected to alter my ravishing good looks. I will assume that it's only the insane jealousy that most men feel in my vicinity rearing its ugly head once more.

    The photo on the right is what I really look like, except surrounded by more chicks. Don't let my wife know.

    He wasn't done yet, so he offered up this look at what my office looked like last year at this time:

    Again, this is surprisingly accurate.

    Of course, the water in OBR HQ was not the refreshing clear blue water of Lake Erie that nonee has pictured here. It was rancid stinkwater, which backed up through our sump pump, creating a smell that hasn't really been smelled since the Dark Ages. And only then by the very bottom of the peasant class.

    The image makes me think back to what things were like last year at this time. During the Browns first training camp practice, as we all know, LeCharles Bentley got hurt. If you're like me, and the presence on this website indicates that we've got one at least one disturbing obsession in common, this news sort of sucked the will to live out of you, at least for the next couple of months.

    Within the space of a couple of days, the place where I live was drowned in once-in-400-years torrential rains, flooding our house and destroying a lot of personal stuff that will never be replaced.

    In other words, this time last year really sucked. Sucked hard, sucked long, and sucked aggressively.

    The way I look at it, things can never get that bad for me or the Browns again. We're done. We've lived through that trial, and now it's on to bigger and better things.

    Thanks to nonee for the images and for reminding me how much better this year is than last. For all of us, I hope.

    - Barry

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