Looks like the local news has a story it can really get behind.
Apparently ex-Browns cornerback (and all-around nice guy) Hanford Dixon has been picked up for "OVI", which I guess means "Operating a Vehicle under the Influence" or something.
You would think that someone with my familiarity with alcohol would know that sort of thing, but, no. You get to witness another Webmaster Fail moment.
Hanford has written for the OBR in the past, and has been the subject of many more stories in our archives. Our best wishes go out to him and we hope that he can quickly put this matter behind him.
Anyhow, this will give some of the usual local crime blotter folks something to get all excited about. Here's Channel 5 and The Plain Dealer going at it.
Just wait until the local sleazoids get ahold of this. Oy.
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