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2007 Mock Amuck Contest Winners

Well the 2007 Mock Amuck contest has finally come to an end. (slow clap) I would like to thank everyone who participated in this fun little endeavor, my decision was a tough one.  So tough in fact, that I have decided to award EVERYONE who entered a prize.  YAY, WooHoo!

If you would like to redeem your prize, simply PM me (in the OBR forums or the Muni Blogs, either one) your info and I will send you something Brownsish in the mail...... along with heaps of junk coupons promoting erection pills, reflexology and $5 off car washes at Pepe's Wash and Clean in Queens, NY.  Kidding of course. 

So everyone gets a prize BUT, there were a couple of stand-outs that I narrowed down and had the all trust worthy #19 jersey pick a winner from. 

Congrats to Toad, Bernie pulled your name from the Mesh-back Indians hat making you the Grand Prize winner of an authentic Jim Brown signed 8X10.

Thanks again to everyone who entered, I will be running contests throughout the year so if you missed out on this one, don't fret. 

GO BROWNS! 

Comments

 

Toad said:

I have wood.  I'd like to thank all who participated.  great responses all around.  But i would be wasting this opportunity if i didn't use it to once again express my distaste for Fleetwood Mac in general and Lindsey Buckingham specifically.  I hate this band.  They are terrible.  Lindsey Buckingham is a complete tool.  Please view this URL for documented proof of this fact: http://cdn.channel.aol.com/amgmusic/artists/pic200/drp100/p112/p11227c6475.jpg

Warning: you may vomit upon viewing.  I did not, but this is only because i had my gag-reflex surgically removed after a serious and extended bout of uncontrollable vomiting brought on by a combination of the 1997 release of "The Dance" and the 374 Fleetwood Mac-related VH-1 specials which still run on the air to this day because of it.  My esophagus was so badly burned by my stomach acid that to this day my voice is more gravelly than Stevie Nicks' singing.

Which reminds me, what's with the whole Stevie Nicks/Wicca/sorceress/black magic/mystical spirit thing?  Listen you stoned out broad:  you're not a witch, you are just very very untalented and on drugs.  and now you are old and washed up.  for the love of all that is decent please go away and stay off of my VH-1.  I don't want you interrupting quality programming gems like the 9-hour marathons of Michael Ian Black and MTV's Kennedy talking about Chia Pets, Pong and "Rapper's Delight."

April 18, 2007 6:30 PM

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