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Psychology » Blog Archive » Cloned Meat, Steroids, and Deceiveland — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:06:44 GMT

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re: Kamerion Wimbley's forearm scares man to death

melee — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 23:18:10 GMT

Small potatoes. Call me once he hits a dozen.

re: Kamerion Wimbley's forearm scares man to death

MikeBukach — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 23:09:44 GMT

I'm going to do some more digging, but this case has 'serial killer' written all over it. None of us are safe. Hide your Grandmas!

re: Kamerion Wimbley's forearm scares man to death

barrymcbride — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 18:07:57 GMT

I'm more concerned about how the first four kills went unreported. How many more? How... many... more?

re: Kamerion Wimbley's forearm scares man to death

Dawg Nuts — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:51:53 GMT

I lost a cousin that way once. Very disturbing.

re: God Hates Pittsburgh: An Exclusive Interview

barrymcbride — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:24:25 GMT

I really enjoyed this... thanks Mike!

re: God Hates Pittsburgh: An Exclusive Interview

vintage74 — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:44:33 GMT

That is frikkin hilarious. Hey you forgot to ask the almighty when Clay Matthews will be enshrined in the Hall. His brother got in, and Clay was just as good if not better!

re: Charlie Frye found with Brady Quinn Voodoo Doll

Mike Bukach — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:54:18 GMT

mmmmm Death by chocolate.

Pablus- You should give Serrano a call, work some Jobu black magic. Or just hang out with Charlie Sheen for a weekend, you'll be divorced faster than you can say dick cream.

re: Charlie Frye found with Brady Quinn Voodoo Doll

pablus — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:42:28 GMT

Funny stuff.

I don't think voodoo works for Ohioans.

I'm pretty sure of that because I'm still married.

re: Charlie Frye found with Brady Quinn Voodoo Doll

thebigern — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:02:32 GMT

I've seen Kirstie's Alley's balls too. But that was before the Jenny Craig Death By Chocolate Pizza Burrito

re: Something is Wrong

thebigern — Tue, 22 May 2007 22:53:20 GMT

Chill out my man...the dog fights are just about to start

re: Something is Wrong

pablus — Fri, 11 May 2007 01:20:13 GMT

First off, that wasn't Christopher Walken, that was a hairy, over-ripe cantaloupe.

Also, you left out the manly tear you shed when the little boy who wanted to be a Brown watched, along with a nation of football fans, a dream die and then resurrect.

Oh wait, that was me.

re: 2007 Mock Amuck Contest Winners

Toad — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:30:08 GMT

I have wood. I'd like to thank all who participated. great responses all around. But i would be wasting this opportunity if i didn't use it to once again express my distaste for Fleetwood Mac in general and Lindsey Buckingham specifically. I hate this band. They are terrible. Lindsey Buckingham is a complete tool. Please view this URL for documented proof of this fact: http://cdn.channel.aol.com/amgmusic/artists/pic200/drp100/p112/p11227c6475.jpg

Warning: you may vomit upon viewing. I did not, but this is only because i had my gag-reflex surgically removed after a serious and extended bout of uncontrollable vomiting brought on by a combination of the 1997 release of "The Dance" and the 374 Fleetwood Mac-related VH-1 specials which still run on the air to this day because of it. My esophagus was so badly burned by my stomach acid that to this day my voice is more gravelly than Stevie Nicks' singing.

Which reminds me, what's with the whole Stevie Nicks/Wicca/sorceress/black magic/mystical spirit thing? Listen you stoned out broad: you're not a witch, you are just very very untalented and on drugs. and now you are old and washed up. for the love of all that is decent please go away and stay off of my VH-1. I don't want you interrupting quality programming gems like the 9-hour marathons of Michael Ian Black and MTV's Kennedy talking about Chia Pets, Pong and "Rapper's Delight."

re: Hines Ward kidnaps baby for Steroid Trade-off

thebigern — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:24:57 GMT

If Hines Ward isn't Korean, then where's my dog?