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Cow Patties: The Blog

Steve Sirk lobs more "Cow Patties From Columbus" after settling on a decades-old Spaceballs joke as a blog title.

The Phoenix Suns Are Geniuses and I Hate Them For It

When Barry drugged me and convinced me to do this blog, I knew one of the very first entries was going to be about this awesome idea I had after seeing the success of the outdoor Sabres-Penguins game at Ralph Wilson Stadium.

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Winter_Classic_2 Watching hockey players skate around in the elements as a packed stadium looked on, I couldn't help but wonder why can't the NBA do something like this? Why can't the NBA play an outdoor game?

While basketball is officially an indoor sport, it is unofficially played outdoors at playgrounds. I would guess that most kids spend more time playing basketball on a driveway than in a gymnasium.

 

Plus an outdoor NBA game would be cool for the following reasons...

 

Metal backboards and chain nets

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That crappy part of the court with the puddle that everybody has to avoid since you can't dribble there

puddle

 

Shirts vs. Skins

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The in-game music would be only partially deafening

boombox

 

David Stern would finally get to force players to play with a crappy composite playground basketball

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 Would the wind cause Larry Hughes to shoot 0%? Or would it blow his shots back on target?

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"How the hell should I know?" -- Larry Hughes

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, I knew I was going to blog about this, but now my thunder has been stolen. I came home tonight and saw an ESPN.com headline that the Phoenix Suns might be hosting an outdoor game next pre-season.

And not only did the Suns steal my genius idea, but they came into the Q tonight and nailed more threes than an unscrupulous judge on the eve of the Miss Yinzer Pageant.

The Phoenix Suns? More like the Phoenix Sons of Bitches.

Published Jan 26 2008, 12:14 AM by Sirk
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Comments

 

OBR News-o-rama said:

Not a lot of new information on the newswire today, as the local media isn't making a big fuss out

January 26, 2008 10:56 AM
 

suzi_q said:

Ack.

Why must OBR News-o-rama spam every blog with a non-sensical half-sentence of words and symbols?  You need to get that bug fixed pronto and stop messing with the genius that is Sirk.

Year-round Sirk is a spectacular idea.  

January 26, 2008 4:28 PM
 

barrymcbride said:

It's called a "track-back" and it's pure technological genius that must not be touched. Plus, I don't know how it works.

January 27, 2008 10:48 AM
 

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About Sirk

Steve Sirk is an utter moron who has Cosmo Kramered his way into many big league press boxes over the years. He has covered the Columbus Crew of Major League Soccer for the past decade, spent three years covering the NHL's Columbus Blue Jackets, and has even landed a few assignments at Jacobs Field. He was persuaded by OBR bossman Barry McBride to write the decidedly un-journalistic "Cow Patties From Columbus" column for the Orange & Brown Report, which has now expanded to include "Cow Patties: The Blog."
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