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Steve Sirk lobs more "Cow Patties From Columbus" after settling on a decades-old Spaceballs joke as a blog title.

"Soccer Is For Wusses" (Warning: gross pictures from today's EPL action.)

Seriously, the photos buried at the bottom of this entry are not for the faint of heart.

I understand people not liking soccer. Everyone has their own tastes. Fair enough.

But it has been my experience that people who play the "soccer is wusses" card are people that have never played the game at any appreciably competitive level. For sure, it's not a game based on violence like American football, where He-Men collide regularly at amazing speeds, and even the armor does little to dissipate the bone-rattling force of impact. But competitive soccer is full of elbows to the head and face, head-on-head collisions, knees to the thigh, knee-on-knee entanglements, and various kicks and cleats do the shin, calf, ankle, and foot. Many of these occur at full speed with no protection whatsoever. It's certainly not a sport for the pain intolerant.

(Of course, much of the "soccer is for wusses" myth comes from ridiculous diving and injury faking, the main goal of which is either to dupe the referee into a whistle or card, or to get a much needed breather. And trust me, soccer fans hate it as much as non-soccer fans. I would go on a rant, but I would get way off topic.)

Anyway, the truth is that whether you love or hate soccer, it is not a game for wusses.

Which brings me to today's English Premier League match between Arsenal and Birmingham City. Three minutes into the match, Birmingham's Martin Taylor recklessly challenged for a ball with a vicious studs-up tackle on Arsenal's Eduardo da Silva. The result is one of the most gruesome sports injuries you will ever see. It's gruesome enough that if you watch Lawrence Taylor collapse Joe Theismann's leg, you'd give your best Black Knight impersonation by saying, "'Tis but a scratch."

In the blink of an eye, Martin Taylor practically severed Eduardo's foot. It was barely attached to his leg when he was rushed to the hospital. His season, and perhaps his career, is over. Sky Sports in England refused to show replays because it was so gruesome. YouTube seems to have employed a full time staff to yank the video as soon as it goes up.

But these photos do exist for the time being.

AGAIN, THESE ARE NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!

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Taylor comes flying in, studs up, right into Eduardo's shin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Eduardo's leg snaps. His leg has folded past the point of being a right angle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Eduardo falls to the turf, his sock and foot partially severed from the rest of his leg.

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Soccer » “Soccer Is For Wusses” (Warning: gross pictures from today’s EPL action.) said:

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February 23, 2008 8:11 PM
 

BTCF said:

In the NBA, the equivalent of a dive is taking a charge in such a way that a feather could knock you over. In the NFL, the punter feigns a collision at the least gust of wind caused by an onrushing defender. Receivers also go down in a heap trying to draw an interference penalty. Of course, in these sports it is approvingly called "gamesmanship."

February 27, 2008 7:18 PM
 

Sirk said:

BTFC...yeah, every sport has its "gamesmanship." It's just that soccer's is often ridiculous and so the sport gets a bad rap when some guy rolls around clutching the leg that didn't even get kicked, etc.

(And I find the faking aspect of "gamesmanship" to be annoying in all sports.)

It just seems that the flopping in soccer plays a big part in the sport getting tabbed a "wussy" sport when the reality is that it is anything but.

February 27, 2008 8:50 PM
 

Marron said:

every sport has people that fake injuries. it just assocciated with soocer because it seen so regularily. in such cases such as the AC Milan Celtic game with dida getting strechered off but that how brazilians are taught to play

March 18, 2008 5:51 AM
 

shanogd said:

your all stupid I love soccer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!your a wusse

April 14, 2008 11:26 AM

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About Sirk

Steve Sirk is an utter moron who has Cosmo Kramered his way into many big league press boxes over the years. He has covered the Columbus Crew of Major League Soccer for the past decade, spent three years covering the NHL's Columbus Blue Jackets, and has even landed a few assignments at Jacobs Field. He was persuaded by OBR bossman Barry McBride to write the decidedly un-journalistic "Cow Patties From Columbus" column for the Orange & Brown Report, which has now expanded to include "Cow Patties: The Blog."
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