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Vinny and the Hornless Rhino

Cleveland sports and other stuff that pops into our heads

Who are these guys? Hornless Rhino  Vinny

May 2008 - Posts

  • Huh??? OH SH*T !!!

    That's what everyone's favorite seven- time Cy Young award winner must have said when he read this one.
  • What the hell happened while I was enjoying a little baseball?

    Well, it's the off season for football. So, that means some calamity has to strike the Browns. It has.
    Ryan Tucker broke his hip and will miss two months, or so SI reports.

    Two months is probably the estimate some deluded physician gave, but that's the
    normal projected recovery from a break. I'll bet those two months don't include any time for the all-but-certain staph infection that Berea seems to guarantee each year.

    It's good that Savage kept Kevin Shaffer around and picked up Rex Hadnot. It looks like the Brownies will need 'em.
  • Speed Racer

    It's a pretty cool movie. My kids, who are 8 and 5, loved it and wanted to stick around and see it again. We didn't.

    Here are a few of my thoughts:

    Christina Ricci looks great.

    John Goodman looks a lot like Pops.

    Lots of people were singing the theme song on the way out.


    Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer
    He's a demon on wheels
    He's a demon and he's gonna be chasing after someone
    He's gaining on you so you better look alive
    He's busy revving up the powerful Mach Five
    And when the odds are against him and there's daaangerous work to do
    You bet your life Speed Racer's gonna see it through

    Go Speed Racer
    Go Speed Racer
    Go Speed Racer go

    He's off and flying as he guns the car around the track
    He's jamming down the pedal like he's never coming back
    Adventure's waiting just aheeeeeeeeaaaaad

    Go Speed Racer
    Go Speed Racer
    Go Speed Racer Go!

  • How about that...

    I saw a little baseball history last night at the Prog last night. With runners on first and second and the Blue Jays trying a hit and run, Asdrubal Cabrera snagged a line drive, stepped on second, and then tagged a runner, who'd rounded second and had been heading to third. When the dust cleared, Dru was hanging on to the ball and the inning was over---an unassisted triple play!

    That was only the 14th one in the history of Major League Baseball. I was there. It was very cool.


    Here's a quick bit of trivia: The Cleveland Indians lead all teams with 3 unassisted triple plays.
  • CAVS get bounced out of the playoffs.

    A few loyal readers have written and pointed out that the Rhino and I haven't been posting as frequently as we had. Guilty.

    We've both been busy. That's why I want to publish the inevitable news of the Cavs' playoff demise while I have a few moments. Let's just say that they'll play better than they did in last year's championship round---Celtics win in five. You can read now or sometime next week. It doesn't matter. The result will be the same.

    This team just isn't built to win. It utterly lacks any consistent outside scoring threat, and as great of an individual player as King James is, he hasn't really shown the ability to elevate very average NBA players to a championship level. He's still too much of a one-man gang. Z's a decent complement to LBJ (and he's an above average center due to position talent scarcity), but he does nothing on the outside to spread the floor and create movement. Everyone else on the team is NBA average or worse.

    While Mike Brown has done an admirable job teaching and preaching defense, he's done nothing to help create shots for the team when they're desperately needed. There's no real movement to the offense, and as a result, very few open shots are created. That's a big problem because all of the guys other than LeBron need open shots or created scoring opportunities.

    Boston doesn't have those flaws. In fact, it has the most valuable player in the NBA, Kevin Garnett. I know Kobe Bryant took home the hardware, but Garnett's been a stud for Boston since he arrived. His supporting cast is strong and versatile. The CAVS just don't match up with Boston's weapons.

    Oh, and there's more cheery news for the wine and gold. Here's another story about the clock ticking on LeBron's tenure in Cleveland.

    It's not all bad news though. If you were on your toes yesterday, you could have had a Papa John's pizza for 23 cents.
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